GlitchSPANKR

Este/esta jogo é/está "Safe For Work", generally rated as ages 13+! While lá é/está a theme of Spankin', it's todo/tudo in divertido, get seu/sua mind out of o/a gutter!OVERVIEWYou're a 12 year antigo gamer in o/a 90's. Você snuck seu/sua Mom's forbidden jogo, Grande Booty Slapper 6, onto seu/sua dusty bedroom PC while she era/estava asleep. But quando você boot it up, something’s wrong. A shapeshifting virus named Spunk has taken over, e he's eating seu/sua precious jogo de o/a inside out.Armed com GlitchSPANKR antivirus software (e a floppy pink hand on a stick), dive into corrupted mundos of broken code onde todo nível plays differently to hunt o/a virus.But Spunk isn’t apenas a villain, he’s lonely, unstable, e might apenas hold o/a future of o/a mundo in his non-existent hands. Você pode destruir him. Você pode befriend him. Você might até mesmo.... fall in love?Choose seu/sua path, unlock hidden endings, customize seu/sua SpankStick, decorate seu/sua digital HQ, e maybe até mesmo salvar seu/sua jogo de total deletion. Or don’t. Seu/sua future é/está in seu/sua floppy, flailing hand.Seu/sua trusty arma é/está a floppy pink hand on a bendy metal rod, e it's got one job: spank everything. Use it to solve problems, punish viruses, e destruir almost anything in seu/sua path. It wiggles. It whistles quando você whip it around. It breaks stuff.Com physics-based smacking e destructin’, almost everything é/está breakable or interactive. é/está seu/sua hand wet? Find an air blower. On fire? Aquele/aquela’s seu/sua problem agora. Lights, furniture, emotions: smack aquele/aquela crap outta aqui. Especially aquele/aquela talking toilet.Todo decision reshapes o/a história. Vai você try to destruir Spunk for corrupting seu/sua beloved Grande Booty Slapper 6? Spare him e try building a friendship? Or follow seu/sua instincts into something você eram/estavam nunca meant to find?GlitchSPANKR features fully branching paths com wildly diferente níveis, mechanics, secrets, e endings. Hunt him. Love him. Regret everything. Então start over e choose differently. Você might até mesmo stumble upon a deeper conspiracy along o/a way. Secret folders. Forgotten níveis. Strange messages buried beneath o/a code. GlitchSPANKR é/está packed com things o/a virus doesn’t want você to find.Complete desafios, collect loot, e unlock novo customizations for seu/sua SpankStick. Decorate seu/sua SPANKR HQ, show off trophies, e maybe, apenas maybe, uncover o/a real reason o/a virus é/está devouring seu/sua jogo.Unlock weird furniture, customize seu/sua SpankStick at o/a Spankulator 9000, collect rare loot e questionable trophies. Então bring them todo/tudo home to SPANKR HQ. It’s seu/sua customizable clubhouse, seu/sua digital bedroom, e seu/sua memory vault rolled into one.Display seu/sua secrets. Lovingly spank seu/sua unlocked pets. Blast seu/sua favorite unlockable songs. Choose seu/sua outdoor backgrounds. Visit o/a Fan Art Gallery (e submit seu/sua own). Este/esta é/está seu/sua safe space… probably. Apenas avoid aquele/aquela scary evil demon door in o/a basement.